Note: We can only legally supply to licensed trade (pubs, bars, off-licenses, etc).
Hardknott — Dark Energy
Apparently the cosmos does not make sense. There is not enough energy to account for what the physicists reckon there should be. But it’s OK, there is some invisible energy, or to put it another way, a fiddle factor, called “Dark Energy” Once you include this in the physicists equations it all makes sense.
If your life doesn’t make sense, buy some Dark Energy and balance your equations. We won’t promise that the rest of the world will make any more sense, but at least you’ll have beer.